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2014-11-23 21:27
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Hmmm, it appears that the title of this column has the potential to be a tad confusing. I'm not talking about music suppressors that are really annoying -- I'm more concerned with finding something that can help me suppress really annoying music. Let me elucidate (don't try this at home. I'm a professional)... Before we start, it might be worth taking a moment to set the scene. My wife (Gina the Gorgeous) has a humongous family on her mother's side. (She can actually trace the family back to Nova Scotia and then to Europe before the Pilgrim Fathers landed, but that's a tale for another day.) Gina's mother was one of seven siblings. Her mother's mother was one of ten. Most of the family lives in Louisiana. About ten years ago we had a big get-together featuring just two branches of the family (branches at Gina's grandmother's level). It took the camping grounds at a really large state park to accommodate all of us. Did I ever mention that I'm really bad at remembering names and faces? But we digress … Last week, Gina, our son Joseph, and I went down to Louisiana to celebrate Gina's birthday. During the day, Gina and Joseph visited with her mother and aunts and uncles and cousins while I worked out of our hotel room, then I met up with them all in the evenings. The reason for my mentioning this here will become apparent in a moment. Gina loves music. She plays it all the time. She's also amazingly knowledgeable. If a tune comes on the radio and I say, "Who's that?" (or, possibly, "What's that rubbish?"), she will immediately respond with the group, album, track, and the year in which it appeared on the scene, and she's invariably right on all counts. (I can do the same sort of thing, but in my case I'm just making things up.) The problem (for me) is that Gina likes her music really loud. She’s also keen on listening to Christian rock when she’s driving. I think both of these things are wonderful … just so long as I'm not in the car with her. The downside for me comes when we happen to be taking a long drive together -- say an 8.5 hour drive down to Louisiana (just to pick a hypothetical example out of thin air, you understand). Now, I'm the proud owner of some amazing MDR-NC500D digital noise-cancelling headphones from Sony. I picked these up on a trip three years ago when I went to give a talk to a bunch of engineers at Microsoft in Seattle, Washington (see I've fallen in love! ). These little beauties bring tears of joy to my eyes whenever I'm flying somewhere on a plane. The difference when you activate the noise cancellation is truly amazing. Since I had my backpack with me on our trip to Louisiana, I surreptitiously donned these headphones. Do you know, I hadn’t realized just how much ground noise there is when you are travelling in a car -- even a really nice car like Gina's? When I turned on the noise cancellation, the rumble from the ground almost completely disappeared. Unfortunately, the noise cancellation doesn’t work on things like music, so the end result was to make the songs Gina was playing sound clearer and -- paradoxically -- louder. It's amazing how we humans can forget what pain feels like. Once we'd arrived in Louisiana, I was swept away by the fun and frivolity, and the horror that is Christian rock became naught but a distant memory … until the time came for our 8.5 hour return trip. All I can say is that there was much metaphorical gnashing of teeth and rending of garb on the way home. Thus it was that I decided something had to be done to save me from similar anguish in the future. Upon our return, I started to Google furiously. Initially, I honed in on a pair of 3M Peltor H10A Optime 105 Earmuffs from Amazon. These weigh in at 12.3 ounces, have an NRR (noise reduction rating) of 30dB, and are an absolute bargain at only $21.61. However, I then ran across a pair of 3M Peltor X5A Earmuffs as illustrated below. On the one hand, these are a little more boring to look at. They are also a tad more expensive at $25.92. But their main claim to fame is that they boast an NRR of 31dB. Of course, you might be tempted to ask, "What's the big deal -- what's 1dB between friends?" All I can say in response is that -- when it comes to my listening to Christian rock -- every extra dB of noise reduction is worth its weight in gold. These little scamps arrived at my office yesterday. I immediately put them on and took them for a stroll around the building. It was wonderful -- I couldn’t hear a thing. While I was perambulating along, my chum Paul saw me scampering past his office, and he came out to see what all the fuss was about. When I explained about my noise-reducing earmuffs, Paul begged to try them on. He explained that he has a large ride-on mower. (He and his wife own a pretty big property out in the county.) His usual modus operandi while mowing the yard is to crank his Bluetooth earbuds up to full volume, which obviously does not bode well for his long-term hearing. As you can see in the image above, Paul actually has his earbuds on under my earmuffs. He says that he can now run these at a low volume and that the quality of the sound is incredible. The last I saw of Paul, he was bounding into his office crying, "I've got to get me some of these!" But wait, there's more … I took my earmuffs home. Yesterday evening, while Gina was watching some dross called Dance Moms on TV, I whipped out my trusty little beauties and slapped them on my head and … it was like being transported to another world. (The strange writhing that ensued in my seat can be attributed to my performing my happy dance while remaining in a reclined position.) In conclusion, I'm delighted to report that all is now "peachy" in the Land of Max (where the colors are brighter, the butterflies are bigger, the birds sing sweeter, and the beer is plentiful and cold). How about you -- do you think you might be tempted to invest in a pair of these little rascals?