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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... I feel a challenge is on the way. This was triggered by my recent blog .   As you may recall, I was visualizing a Discworld-esque scene that takes place in the wee hours of the morning. In particular, I was envisaging a furtive figure making his way down an alleyway and tapping on a door. Then a flap in the door opens and the following exchange takes place between the doorkeeper and the furtive figure:   Furtive Figure: "A gibbous moon hangs pendulously in the sky..." Doorkeeper: "Monk fish croon their soothing songs of snooze..." Furtive Figure: "Yet still the dog doth grunt and snore..."   Well, the first reaction to this blog was from Brian, who spake as follows:   Furtive Figure: "Yet still the PR doth route evermore..."   As soon as I saw this I thought to myself "Now, there's a challenge if ever I saw one!" So, now I'm wondering who can come up with the best lines. These could be related to programmable devices and/or microcontrollers and/or their design tools and methodologies. For example, I will start the ball rolling with the following humble offering:   Doorkeeper: "The error log portends a day of woe..."   But we don't need to restrain ourselves only to technology. I must admit that I was rather taken by my own "...croon their soothing songs of snooze..." line, so let's leave the door flung wide open and admit anything that "goes with the flow" as it were.   So... are you up to the challenge?

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... I feel a challenge is on the way. This was triggered by my recent blog .   As you may recall, I was visualizing a Discworld-esque scene that takes place in the wee hours of the morning. In particular, I was envisaging a furtive figure making his way down an alleyway and tapping on a door. Then a flap in the door opens and the following exchange takes place between the doorkeeper and the furtive figure:   Furtive Figure: "A gibbous moon hangs pendulously in the sky..." Doorkeeper: "Monk fish croon their soothing songs of snooze..." Furtive Figure: "Yet still the dog doth grunt and snore..."   Well, the first reaction to this blog was from Brian, who spake as follows:   Furtive Figure: "Yet still the PR doth route evermore..."   As soon as I saw this I thought to myself "Now, there's a challenge if ever I saw one!" So, now I'm wondering who can come up with the best lines. These could be related to programmable devices and/or microcontrollers and/or their design tools and methodologies. For example, I will start the ball rolling with the following humble offering:   Doorkeeper: "The error log portends a day of woe..."   But we don't need to restrain ourselves only to technology. I must admit that I was rather taken by my own "...croon their soothing songs of snooze..." line, so let's leave the door flung wide open and admit anything that "goes with the flow" as it were.   So... are you up to the challenge?  

I read all kinds of books from historical fiction like The Silver Pigs by Lindsey Davis or Tai-Pan by James Clavell to science fiction and science fantasy. I love pretty much everything by Bill Bryson (see my reviews on A Short History of Nearly Everything and At Home ). I really enjoy good books explaining scientific things like Time, Gravity, Chemistry, and so forth. And I've recently started to read more Autobiographies and Memoirs. However, when it comes to unwinding and relaxing and just kicking back, I am a HUGE fan of the author Terry Pratchett in general and of his Discworld series of books in particular. In fact, I just re-visited Terry's Guards! Guards! It must have been several years since I last perused this book, which is the first of his Watch series. I had completely forgotten the state of play with regard to how things began with the lead character Sam Vimes, a haggard, cynical, working-class street copper who has a problem with alcohol (the same problem as me ... he can't get enough of it :-) Now I want to go back and read the next book in the Watch Series, which would be Men at Arms (over the years I have acquired the complete set, which occupies a fair chunk of shelving in my office). If you are already a Discworld aficionado then you know how wonderful these books are; alternatively, if you've not yet been exposed to these little rascals you are missing a real treat... The action takes place in a weird and wonderful disk-shaped world that rides on the back of four humongous elephants. In turn, the elephants stand on the back of a ginormous turtle who is swimming through space for purposes of his (or her) own. I really envy Terry for his razor-sharp wit and clever turn of phrase. Sometimes he has me laughing out loud, and I often recommend these books to my friends. But there is one small difficulty, because there are a lot of books in the Discworld "family" and it can be difficult to know where to start. The problem is that Terry has multiple groups of characters and story threads on the go. For example, there are a whole bunch of novels about the Witches who live on the Ramtop Mountains, especially Granny Weatherwax who I would love to meet (witches don't have leaders, so Granny Weatherwax is the leader they don't have). Then there are a bunch of sort-of technology-related "Industrial Revolution" articles, and the Night Watch novels, and... It does get a bit confusing, not the least that Terry wrote them all in a random order, so if you read them chronologically (as I did) you end up bouncing around all over the place. Thus, some time ago I was delighted to discover the most amazingly clever, simple, and understandable Discworld Reading Order Guides—the English version of which is shown below. Created by Krzysztof Kietzman (Chris), these guides are available in a number of formats (PowerPoint, PDF...) and a variety of languages, including Bulgarian, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, Italian, Polish... the list goes on.   This really is AMAZINGLY useful for newcomers to the Discworld Universe – the only thing wrong with it is that I didn't invent it myself!

I read all kinds of books. It could be historical fiction like The Silver Pigs by Lindsey Davis or Tai-Pan by James Clavell. It might also be science fiction and science fantasy. I love pretty much everything by Bill Bryson (see my reviews on A Short History of Nearly Everything and At Home ). I really enjoy good books explaining scientific things like Time, Gravity, Chemistry, and so forth. And I've recently started to read more Autobiographies and Memoirs. However, when it comes to unwinding and relaxing and just kicking back, I am a HUGE fan of the author Terry Pratchett in general and of his Discworld series of books in particular. In fact, I just re-visited Terry's Guards! Guards! It must have been several years since I last perused this book, which is the first of his Watch series. I had completely forgotten the state of play with regard to how things began with the lead character Sam Vimes, a haggard, cynical, working-class street copper who has a problem with alcohol (the same problem as me ... he can't get enough of it :-) Now I want to go back and read the next book in the Watch Series, which would be Men at Arms (over the years I have acquired the complete set, which occupies a fair chunk of shelving in my office). If you are already a Discworld aficionado then you know how wonderful these books are; alternatively, if you've not yet been exposed to these little rascals you are missing a real treat... The action takes place in a weird and wonderful disk-shaped world that rides on the back of four humongous elephants. In turn, the elephants stand on the back of a ginormous turtle who is swimming through space for purposes of his (or her) own. I really envy Terry for his razor-sharp wit and clever turn of phrase. Sometimes he has me laughing out loud, and I often recommend these books to my friends. But there is one small difficulty, because there are a lot of books in the Discworld "family" and it can be difficult to know where to start. The problem is that Terry has multiple groups of characters and story threads on the go. For example, there are a whole bunch of novels about the Witches who live on the Ramtop Mountains, especially Granny Weatherwax who I would love to meet (witches don't have leaders, so Granny Weatherwax is the leader they don't have). Then there are a bunch of sort-of technology-related "Industrial Revolution" articles, and the Night Watch novels, and... It does get a bit confusing, not the least that Terry wrote them all in a random order, so if you read them chronologically (as I did) you end up bouncing around all over the place. Thus, some time ago I was delighted to discover the most amazingly clever, simple, and understandable Discworld Reading Order Guides—the English version of which is shown below. Created by Krzysztof Kietzman (Chris), these guides are available in a number of formats (PowerPoint, PDF...) and a variety of languages, including Bulgarian, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, Italian, Polish... the list goes on.   This really is AMAZINGLY useful for newcomers to the Discworld Universe – the only thing wrong with it is that I didn't invent it myself!